Master Ken here,
I'd just like to thank everyone for their generous donations at the Aiuchi Nationals. I hope you all learned something about the art of striking the groin. Whilst Aiuchi Jiu Jitsu has some way to go before it can rival the awsome devastational power that is Ameridote, you can all be proud in the knowledge that your donations came to a grand total of £157.86p
This money will go to the charity Movember, whose goal is to change the face of men's health by raising awareness of male predominant cancers such as prostate cancer.
Whilst a good strike to the groin won't cure prostate cancer, in this case it seems to have raised some money for an awsome cause.
Yours in freedom,